Tom is a Big Doofus

An anonymous person, let's call him "Tom", says that my intranet page isn't very good. He's right, it isn't. But it is more than he's done, now isn't it? He's just too lazy to make one for himself. Instead, he's going to use all his energy assailing me with verbal assaults, giving me toner calls and just generally making my life at work as unpleasant as possible. I say we should start a revolution against "Tom's" tyranny.

Please send your donations for my personal uprising to:

Tom is a big doofus and needs to be stopped

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