Mark the Menace

An anonymous person, let's call him "Mark", is now demanding that I actually start performing up to minimum expectations. This is not fair and is taking valuable time away from my work on this site. He needs to be stopped. Maybe not as much as "Tom", but it still needs to happen. He's too big to try any kind of uprising, so I'm going with bribery. I think a couple grand would sweeten his disposition and let me get back to using company resources for my own entertainment. Heck, maybe I'll even get a raise!

Please send your donations for "Mark's" bribe to:

Mark should stop asking me to do my job

Chicago Board Options Exchange

400 South LaSalle Street

Chicago, IL

60605