Jimmy is a Homicidal Maniac

An anonymous person, let's call him "Jimmy", is probably the best armed person in the tri-state area. We should all be as nice as we possibly can to him so that he doesn't "Bring in a frag grenade and take out all of you idiots!" I believe that I am one of the idiots he is talking about, so let's try and help each other out here, okay?

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Jimmy is a homicidal maniac and needs to be made as happy as possible

Chicago Board Options Exchange

400 South LaSalle Street

Chicago, IL

60605

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