Herschel the Laid-Back

An anonymous person, let's call him "Herschel", is probably the most laid-back man in the world. I asked him his secret to staying so cool once and he told me. "Vegas, I go to Vegas 2 or 3 times a year to forget about you people." Now, I like to be remembered by people, but he has a point. Let's keep "Herschel" in his good mood, if he wins big, he may not come back and I can get his job!

Please send your donations for "Herschel's" gambling to:

Herschel needs money for Vegas

Chicago Board Options Exchange

400 South LaSalle Street

Chicago, IL

60605