Don the Unwilling

An anonymous person, let's call him "Don", has "just about had it with your stupid requests, Brian." I don't think it's stupid to have my desktop PC upgraded every month. I have an intranet site to host! Why is he so adamant about me only getting a new PC every 3 months? Jealousy. That's right right, he's jealous of my shoes. I know! I don't get it either. But in the interests of the community at large (that being me) we should buy "Don" a new pair of Nike athletic shoes. They are: Air Quintessential II (men / wide width) $65.00 Incredible comfort for serious walkers with wider feet. A low-pressure Air-Sole unit in the heel provides walking-specific impact protection, and another Air-Sole unit in the forefoot protects the ball of the foot. The leather upper has a reflective heel and toe area for greater visibility on early morning or nighttime walks. Get your traction from the rubber outsole with a Durable Rubber Compound in the heel strike zone.

Please send your donations for "Don's" new shoes to:

Don is a strange guy, but controls the equipment at CBOE

Chicago Board Options Exchange

400 South LaSalle Street

Chicago, IL

60605