John the Jazz Man

An anonymous person, let's call him "John", loves jazz. There's nothing wrong with jazz, but I like hard rock. I need to send "John" on vacation so I don't have to listen to his music for a while. I know this seems trite, but I really don't like jazz, and it's affecting my performance at work. "Mark", as you know wants me to "get my act together or take it on the road" and "Tom" is a constant thorn in my side, so please help me out with this "John" situation. There is only so much I can take of the constant smooth sounds emanating from his desk.

Please send your donations for "John's" vacation to:

Stop the groovy tunes

Chicago Board Options Exchange

400 South LaSalle Street

Chicago, IL

60605