Jeremy the Potential Postal Worker

An anonymous person, let's call him "Jeremy" lost a coworker to another company. He has been a little stressed because CBOE has not been able to replace him yet. He is a bit on the edge because of his workload. He has not actually said that he was planning to do anything crazy, but actions speak louder than words. He went and got married, moved down to the basement of the building and always has a look on his face that would frighten small children. Even "Jimmy" is a bit weary of him. Most recently he says that he's sharing his cube with "Rob". "Rob" is not a real person, at least I've never seen the guy. There was a "Rob" that worked here a couple months ago, but I haven't seen him in weeks. Did "Jeremy" do something to "Rob"? Is "Rob" just a figment of "Jeremy's" imagination? I don't know for sure, but I would advise everyone to give him a wide berth. If you don't think he's going off the deep end, try asking him to teach you some pointers for scripting in UNIX. He'll talk so fast it'll blow your mind. When I asked him for some pointers and didn't get it the first time (O.K., the first 39 times), he called me a "(explicative deleted) brainwashed Microsoft (explicative deleted) moron." We need to get another person in his department before something goes terribly, terribly wrong.

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